21st Century Feminist

I think it's time for a new definition of feminist. Here's a few things that I think a 21st century feminist should do...

1. Feminists CAN wear lipgloss! And high-heels...And push-up bras...
2. Sure, shopping is fun, but feminists must pay for their Manolo Blahniks themselves, not with daddy's credit card.
3. Feminists do not I repeat, not wear Playboy jewellery. Why would you wear that?! (And don't give me guff about a woman being head of the womens Playboy thingy. She's just a idiot.)
4. Just because you're a feminist doesn't mean you can't love boys. Excuse me, I've got to stare at Jonny Depp...